a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

mcporno:

hit me with your best sho- OW FUCK WHAT THE HELL MAN

detainable:

if you don’t get my jokes then we can’t be friends

stylinwho:

if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I

shalaylee-nicole:

this is 1234567654654453% not ok.

the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family