Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
mom can i borrow money to buy you a present
hit me with your best sho- OW FUCK WHAT THE HELL MAN
if you don’t get my jokes then we can’t be friends
if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I
this is 1234567654654453% not ok.
it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family